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Archive for 7月, 2014

O'Brien's Variation on Etorre's Observation

If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in.

列を替えたなら、それまでいた列が、今自分のいる列より早く流れ出す

 

オブライエンのエトールの観察のバリエーション

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Etorre's Observation

the other line moves faster.

他の列は早く流れる

 

エトールの観察

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Putt's Law

Technology is dominated by two types of people — those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what the do not understand.

テクノロジーは不種類の人間によって支配されている — 自分がそれを管理していないことを理解してい人々と、理解できないことを管理している人々とによって

 

プットの法則

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Joe's Law

The inside contact that you have developed at great expense is the first person to be let go in any reorganization.

大きな犠牲を払って作った内部の連絡先の人間は、組織再編で最初に転出して行く

 

ジョーの法則

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Levenson's Law

It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

賢明であることは簡単だ。口にしてはいけないバカなことを考え、それを言わないことだ

 

レベンソンの法則

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Glatum's Law of Materialistic Acquisitiveness

The perceived usefulness of an article is inversely proportional to its actual usefulness once bought and paid for.

ある物を買う前に感じる有用さは、支払った後に感じるそれに反比例する

 

グラタムの唯物論的貪欲

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Loftus's Law of management

Some people manage by the book, even though they don’t know who wrote the book or even what the book is.

本に書いてあることに従って管理しようとする人がいる。誰が書いたのか、またその本が何なのか知らないままに

 

ロフタスの管理の法則

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Johnson's Law

If there are two objects in your pocket and you try to remove either one, they both come out.

Corollary

Every objects has to be removed before you get the one you want.

 

ポケットの中の二つの物のうち一つを取り出したい時は二つとも出て来る

推論

欲しいものを取り出すには全部取り出す必要がある

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Jones's Law

The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on.

物事が悪くなっているのに笑っていられる人間は、それを誰かのせいにできると思っているからである

 

ジョーズの法則

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The Denali Principal

When a mammalogist and an ornithologist go exploring, the mammalogist will spot the golden eagle and the ornithologist will spot the grizzly bear.

哺乳類学者と鳥類学者が探検に出かけると、哺乳類学者は ゴールデンイーグルを発見し、鳥類学者はグリズリーベアを発見する

 

デナリの原理

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Crockett's Caveat

Your worst humiliation is only someone else’s momentary entertainment.

お前の最悪の失態ですら他人にとっては一時の余興

 

クロケットの但し書き

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Smolik's Rule

A politician always be there when he needs you.

政治家は、自分を必要としている時にはいつもそこにいる

 

 

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Anderson's Law of Literature

A book is a success when people who haven’t read it pretend they have.

 

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Goethe's Dictum

Doubt grows with knowledge.

疑いは知識とともに増える

 

ゲーテの金言

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Fitzgerald's Law

The cleverly expressed opposite of any generally accepted idea is worth a fortune to somebody.

 

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Eliot's Edict

Nothing is so good as it seemed beforehand.

初めて見た時ほど物事は良くない

エリオットの布告

 

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Voltaire's Charity Principle

The one who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him.

自噴の意思で募金をするのは、その金がもう自分のものでないからである

 

ボルテールの慈善原理

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Patriarca's Law of Golf

When it’s your turn on the tee, the wind shift against you.

自分のティーショットの番が来た時に向かい風になる

 

パトリアーカのゴルフの法則

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Scott's Dictum

A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.

犯罪者とは、企業を設立するのに十分な資本を持たない、略奪性本能を持った人間である

 

スコットの金言

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Cousins's Law

Wisdom consisted of the anticipation of consequences.

賢さは、帰結に対する慮りからできている

 

コージンの法則

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Macaulay's Maxim

Nothing is so useless as a general maxim.

全般に使える金言程役に立たないものはない

 

マコーレイの金言

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Whitehorn's Rule

Never talk about money with people who  have much more or much less than youu.

自分より多くのお金を持っているか、少なく持っている人間と、金の話をするな

 

ホワイトホーンの規則

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Mansfiels's Law

When you make a right decision, your reasons are sure to be wrong.

正しい決断をしたとしたら、その理由は間違っている

 

マンズフィールドの法則

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Johnson's Law

Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.

愛国心は悪党の逃げ場だ

 

ジョンソンの法則

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Reynold's Law of Medicine

A minor operation is one performed on somebody else.

小さな手術は、他人に対して行った一つの操作だ

 

レイノルズの医学の法則

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Morris's Law

Marriage is not a word but a sentence.

 

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Ingersoll's Law of Nature

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments; there are consequences.

自然界には褒美も罰もない、あるのは自然の帰結だけである

 

インガソルの自然の法則

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