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If anything can go wrong, it will.

Archive for 5月, 2014

Runyon's Rule

Life is six to five against.

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Gilbertson's Law

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

十分才能のあるバカにはフールプルーフは効かない

 

ギルバートソンの法則

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Fifth Rule of Success in Business

Keep your boss’s boss off your boss’s back.

 

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Barber's Rule

Anything worth doing is worth to excess.

やる価値のあるものはやりすぎる価値がある

 

バーバーの規則

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Christie – Davies's Theorem

If your facts are wrong but your logic is perfect, then your conclusion are inevitably false.

Therefore, by making mistakes in logic, you have at least a random chance of coming to a correct conclusion.

条件が間違っているが、論理が完璧であれば、結論は間違いなく誤りである。

従って、論理に間違いを入れれば、正しい結論に至るランダムな可能性が出て来る

 

クリスティー – デイビスの理論

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E. Roosevelt's Rule

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

自分がそう思わない限り、劣等感を持たせることはできない

 

E.ルーズベルトの規則

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Trevelyan's Rule

“History repeats it self” and ” history never repeats itself” are about equally true.

「歴史は繰り返す」と「歴史は繰り返さない」はほぼ等価である

 

トレベリアンの規則

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Fahnstock's Rule for Failure

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

失敗したならば、証拠をすべて破壊しろ

 

ファーンストックの失敗の規則

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The Chief Executive in Charge of Titles Law

The longer the title, the less important the job.

肩書が長ければ長い程重要でない職務である

 

“Chief executive in charge of …”の法則

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Marquis's Motto

An idea isn’t responsible for the people who believe in it.

思想はそれを信じる者に対して責任を負わない

 

マーキスのモットー

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Hoffer's Comment

Humility is not renunciation of pride but the substitution of one pride for another.

謙遜は自尊心の放棄ではなく、他の自尊心の置き換えである

 

ホッファーのコメント

 

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Tostoy on History

History would be  wonderful thing — if it were only  true.

歴史はそれが真実であったならば、素晴らしい。

 

トルストイの歴史についてのコメント

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Simpson's Law

Any event, once it has occurred, can be made to appear inevitable by a competent historian.

 

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Jordan's Law

An informant who never produces misinformation is too deviant to be trusted.

決して誤情報を流さない情報提供者は信用するに値しない

 

ジョーダンの法則

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Emerson's Observation

In every work of genius we recognize our rejected thoughts.

 

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The History Principle

History is a set of lies agreed upon by the victor.

歴史とは、勝利者によって合意された一連の嘘である

 

歴史の原理

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Owen's Theory of Organizational Deviance

Every organization has an allotted number of positions to be filled by misfits.

Corollary

Once misfit leaves, another will be recruited.

すべての組織は不適任者に割り当てられるポストがある

推論

不適任者が去ると、別の不適任者が雇われる

 

オーエンの組織逸脱の理論

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Hoffer's Rule

The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of unhappiness.

幸福探しの不幸の源の一つである

 

ホッファーの規則

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Aristotle's Axiom

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they a re their own.

母親の方が、父親よりも子供をかわいがる。なぜならば、母親にとってその子が自分のものであることが確かだから

 

アリストテレスの金言

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Soper's Law

Any bureaucracy reorganized to enhance efficiency is immediately indistinguishable from its predecessor.

効率化のために再編された官僚機構は、前と見分けがつかない

 

ソーパーの法則

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Samuel's Law

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided.

困ったときの友にはなってはならない

 

サミュエルの法則

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Truman's Law

If you cannot convince them, confuse them.

奴らを納得させられなかったら、混乱させろ

 

トルーマンの法則

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Second Law of Business Meetings

If there are two possible ways to spell a person’s name, you will pick the wrong spelling.

その人のスペリングに2種類ある場合、間違った方を使ってしまう

 

ビジネスミーティングの第二法則

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Young's Law of Bureaucracy

It is the dead wood that holds up the tree.

Corollary

Just because it is still standing, doesn’t mean it’s not dead.

木を支えている支え木である

推論

立っているからと言ってその木が生きているとは限らない

 

ヤングの官僚主義の法則

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H.G.Wells's Rule

The uglier the man’s legs are, the better he plays golf.

脚が醜ければ醜い程、ゴルフがうまい

 

H.G.ウェルズの規則

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Gould's Axiom

A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.

会議とは、議事録が作成され、時間が失われる一つのイベントである

 

グールドの金言

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Rogers's Observation Regarding the Laws

In a bureaucratic hierarchy, the higher up the organization you go, the less people appreciate Murphy’s Law, the Peter Principle, etc.

官僚主義の階層の上に行くに従って、マーフィーの法則、ピーターの原理を評価する人間は少なくなる

 

ロジャースの法則類に関する観察

 

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