nNEZOU's Murphy's Law Calendar

If anything can go wrong, it will.

Archive for 3月, 2014

Burgess's Law of Committee Dynamics

Those most opposed to serving on committees are made chairpersons.

 

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Buffett's Poker Principle

If you’ve been in the game thirty minutes and you don’t know who the patsy is, you’re patsy.

30分間ゲームをしていて誰がカモかわからない時は、お前がカモだ

 

バフェットのポーカー原理

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Osborn's Law

Variables wont; constants aren’t.

変数は変化しない、定数は一定ではない

 

オズボーンの法則

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Weber's Definition

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

 

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Heller's Law

The first myth of management is that it exists.

マネージメントの神話とは、それが存在することだ

 

ヘラーの法則

 

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Wellington's Law of Command

The cream rises the top. So does the scum.

クリームは浮かぶ。屑どももだ

 

ウェリントンの命令の法則

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Kushner's Law

The chances of anybody doing anything are inversely proportional to the number of the other people who are in a position to do instead.

 

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The basic Law of Construction

Cut it large and kick it into place

大き目に切ってはめ込め

 

建設の基本法則

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Pfeifer's Principle

Never make a decision you can get someone else to make.

 

Corollary

No one keeps the record of decisions you could have made but didn’t. Everyone keeps a record of your bad ones.

 

他の人間にできる決定は自分でするな

 

推論

誰も貴方が決定できたであろうことの記録は残していないが、そうしなかったという記録は残す。他人はいつも貴方の悪い点の記録を残す

 

ファイファーの原理

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Dingle's Law

When somebody drops something, everybody kick it around instead of picking it up.

誰かが何かを落としたら、拾う代わりに蹴飛ばして行く

 

ディングルの法則

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Weinberg's Corollary

An expert is a person who avoids a small errors while sweeping on to the grand fallacy.

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Allison’s Precept

The best simple – minded test of expertise in a particular area is the ability to win money in a series of bets on future occurrences in that area.

ある領域の専門知識の単純なテストは、その分野で将来起こることに賭けをさせることである

アリソンの教訓

 

 

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Mayne's Law

Nobody notices the big errors.

大きなエラーには誰も気づかない

 

メインの法則

 

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Seventh Law of Product Design

No problem is so large that it can’ t be fit in somewhere.

問題がない、という問題は大きすぎてどこかに押し込めておくことはできない

 

プロダクトデザインの第7法則

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The first Rule of Excavation

If you are in a hole, stop digging.

もし穴の中にいるのなら、掘るのをやめよ

 

掘削の第一規則

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Gioia's Theory

The person with a least expertise has the most opinions.

最も能力に劣っている者が最も多くの意見を持っている

 

ジョイアの理論

 

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Eng's Principle

The easier it is to do, the harder it is to change.

それをするのが簡単であればあるほど、それを変えるのは難しい

 

エングの原理

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Issawi – Wilcox Principle

Problems increase in geometric ratio, solution in arithmetic ratio,

問題は相乗的に増加するが解は相加的にしか増えない

 

イザーウィ – ウィルコックスの原理

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Goethe's Observation

When ideas fail, words come in very handy.

 

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The Unspeakable Law

As soon as you mention something, if it’s good, it goes away. If it’s bad, it happens.

何かを口にした直後、それが良い事であれば何も起こらない。悪い事であれば、実際に起こる

 

喋ってはいけない法則

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Kirby's Comment on Committees

A committee is the only life form with twelve stomachs and no brain.

委員会とは12の胃袋がある代わりに脳味噌のない 唯一の生命体である

 

キルビーの委員会に対するコメント

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Phillips's Rule

The best defense against logic is ignorance.

論理に対する最善の対抗策は無視することである

 

フィリップスの規則

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Commoner's Law of Ecology

Nothing ever goes away.

何事もあっちに行ってくれない

 

コモナーのエコロジーの法則

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Bacon's Maxim

Truth comes out of error more easily than out of confusion.

真実は混乱の中からよりも、誤りからより容易に見出される

 

ベーコンの金言

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Fox on Levelology

What will you get promoted on one level will get you killed on another.

自分を昇進させたものが、他の地位では致命傷となる

 

人を欺く階層の罠

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Baker's Rule

People enjoy things more when they know that other people have been left out of the pleasure.

人々は、今の楽しみが、他の人には味わえないものだと知ると、より楽しくなる

 

ベーカーの規則

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