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If anything can go wrong, it will.

Archive for 1月, 2014

Farnsdick's Corollary to the Fifth Corollary

After things have gone from bad to worse, the cycle will repeat itself.
物事が悪い状態からさらに悪くなった後、そのサイクルが繰り返される
ファルンスディックの第五の推論に対する推論
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Murphy's Fifth Corollary

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
放って置くと物事は悪い状態から、より悪くなる
マーフィーの第五推論
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Linton's Law

Growth is directly proportional to promises made;
profit is inversely proportional to promises kept.
成長はした約束に比例する
収益は守った約束に反比例する
リントンの法則
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Apple's Law of Recovery

You can’t recover from a problem you don’t have.
自分が抱えていない問題から抜け出ることはできない
アップルの回復の法則
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Law of Institutions

The opulence of the front-office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm.
受付の装飾の華やかさは、その企業の基本的支払い能力に反比例する
団体の法則
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John's Collateral Corollary

In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don’t need it.
ローンを組むのに、まずそれが必要ないことを証明しなければならない
ジョンの並行的な推論
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Nichol's Fourth Law

Avoid any action with an unacceptable outcome.
期待せざる結果を招く行動はするな
ニコルの第四法則
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Silverman's Paradox

If Murphy’s Law can go wrong, it will.
マーフィーの法則がおかしくなる可能性があるとき、そうなる
シルバーマンの逆説
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Acheson's Rule of the Bureaucracy

A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
メモは読み手に情報を伝えるのではなく、書き手を守るために書かれる
アチソンの官僚主義の規則
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Bralek's Rule for Success

Trust only those who stand to lose as much as you when things go wrong.
事態が悪化して行くときに自分と同じ位の損失に耐えられる人だけを信用しろ
ブラレクの成功の規則
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Btrien's Law

At most time in the life cycle of virtually every organization, its ablility to succeed in spite of itself run out.
ほとんどすべての組織において、成功するための能力はすでに枯渇している
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Hoare's Law of Large Problems

Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.
大きな問題の中身はすべてそれから逃げ出そうとしている小さな問題である
ホアーの大問題の法則
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O'Brien's Principle (The $357.73 Theory)

Auditors always reject any expense account with a bottom line divisible by five or ten.
監査役は最終決算の額が5又は10で割り切れる額は承認しない
オブライエンの原理 (357.73ドルの理論)
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Weber's Maxim

A single fact can spoil a good argument.
たった一つの事実が議論を台無しにする
ウェーバーの金言
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Ely's Key to Success

Create a need and fill it.
需要を作って、それを満たせ
エリーの成功の秘訣
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Addendum to Murphy's Law

You never run out of things that can go wrong.
悪くなる事柄には事欠かない
マーフィーの法則の補足
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Murphy's Eigth Corollary

Every solution breeds new problems.
すべての解は新たな問題を生む
マーフィーの第八の推論
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Howe's Theory

There is some advice that is too good—the advice to love your enemies, for example.
非常にに結構なアドバイスがある—たとえば、汝の敵を愛せよとか
ホーの理論
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Murphy's Third Corollary

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
いくつかの事柄が悪くなる可能性を持っているとき、最も損害の大きいものが悪くなる
マーフィーの第三の推論
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Rule of Defacturization

Information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies.
情報は官僚組織を遡って行く毎に劣化して行く
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Van Loy's First Law

If you can distinguish between good advice and bad advice, then you don’t need advice.
良いアドバイスと悪いアドバイスを見分けることができるのなら、アドバイスは不要だ
ヴァン ロイの第一法則
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Howe's Law

Everyone has a scheme that will not work.
誰もが役に立たない計画を持っている
ホーの法則
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Murphy's First Corollary

Nothing is as easy as it looks.
何事も見た目より容易ではない
マーフィーの第一推論
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Debever's Lost Law

Never speculate on that which can be known for certain.

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Green's Law of Devate

Anything is possible if you don’t know what you’re talking about.
自分がなにを言っているのかわからない限り、すべてのことは実現可能である。
グリーンの議論の法則
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Bloch's Corollary

If everything can go wrong, it will.
すべてが悪くなる可能性のある場合、そうなる
ブロックの推論
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Murphy's Law

If anything can go wrong, it will.
何かが悪くなる可能性のある場合、そうなる
マーフィーの法則
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