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If anything can go wrong, it will.

Archive for 9月, 2011

Soper's Law

Any bureaucracy recognized to enhance efficiency is immediately indistiguishable from its predecessor.

ソーパーの法則

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Hoffstedt's Employment Principle

Confusion creates jobs.
混乱が雇用を生む]

ホフステッドの雇用原理

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Patton's Law

A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.

今日の良いプランは明日の最善のプランより良い
パットンの法則

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Owen's Theory of Organizatioal Deviance

Every organization has an allotted number of positions to be filled by misfits.
全ての組織には不適格な人間のためのポストを相当数用意されている

オーエンの組織逸脱の理論

Corollary
Once a misfit leaves, another will be recruited.

推論
不適格者が去ると次の不適格者が雇用される

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The Bureaucracy Principle

Only a Bureaucracy can fight a bureaucracy

官僚主義のみが官僚主義に対抗できる

官僚主義の原理

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Young's Law of Bureaucracy

It is the dead wood that holds up the tree.


Just because it is still snanding, doesn’t mean it’s not dead.

樹木を支えているのは死んだ木である

<推論>
まだ立っているからといって、死んでいないとは限らない

ヤングの官僚主義の法則

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Sarah's Law

You never begin your summer romance until the last day of summer.

夏のロマンスを夏の最後の日に始めてはならない

サラの法則

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Allison's Precept

The best simple-minded test of expertise in a particular area is the ability to win money in a series of bets on futire occurrences in that area.

専門分野の力量を図る単純な方法は、その分野で将来起こることに賭けをしてどれだけ稼げるかをテストすることである

アリソンの指針

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Waldrop's Principle

ここにいない人間こそが、その問題の解決のために働いている者である

ウォルドロップの原理

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The Schainker Converse to Hoarse’s Law of Large Probrems

Inside every small problem is a larger problem struggling to get out.

小さな問題の内部はそこから逃れようとする大きな問題の集合である

ホアースの大きな問題に対するシャインカーの逆説

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Hoare's Law of Large Probrems

Inside every large probrems is a small problems struggling to get out.

大きな問題の内部はそこから逃れ出ようとする小さな問題の集合体である

ホアースの大きな問題の法則

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Aquinas's Warning

Beware the man of one book.

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Laws of Truth in Reporting

  1. The closer you are to the facts of a situation, the more obvious are the errors in the news coverage
  2. The farther you are from the facts of a situation, the more you tend to believe news coverage.

1. その事態に自分が近ければ近いほど、ニュース報道の間違いがわかる

2. その事態から遠ければ遠いほど、そのニュースを信じる

レポーティングの真実に対する法則

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Vile'a First Law of Advanced Linemanship

If you’re running short time, it suddenly becomes a long line.

短辺方向を走っていると、急に長辺になる

ヴァイルの前衛の第一法則

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Etorre's Observation

The other lines moves faster.

別の列が早く動く

エトールの観察

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Glatum's Law of Materialistic Acquisitiveness

The perceived usefulness of an article is inversely proportional to its actual usefulness once bought and paid for.

買う前の便利さと実際の便利さは、買ってしまった後は反比例する

グラタムの物欲の法則

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Richard's Complementary Rules of Ownership

  1. If you keep anything long enough, you can throu it away.
  2. If you throwu anything away, you will need it as soon as it is no longer accessible.

 

1. 充分長い期間保有していたら、それを捨てても良い

2. それを捨てて取り戻せない場所に行ったらすぐにそれが必要になる

リチャードの所有に関する補足的法則

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The Bering Distinction

Phirosophy is questions that may never be answered.

Religion is answers that never be questioned.

哲学は答えのない問い

宗教は問われることがないのに答えがある

ベーリングの区別

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Mae West's Observation

To err is human, but it feels divine.

間違いを犯すのは人間、だけどそれって素敵

メイ ウエストの観察

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Higdon's Law

Good judgment come from bad experience.

Experience comes come from bad judgment.

良い判断は悪い経験から来る

経験は悪い判断によってもたらされる

ヒグドンの法則

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Salk's Law

The secret to happiness is to rely on as few other people as possible.

幸福への鍵は、どれだけ他人に依存しないかによる

ソークの法則

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Digiovanni’s Law

The number of laws will expand to fill the publishing space available.

法則の数は本のスペースを埋めるのに十分なだけ増殖する

ディジョバンニの法則

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Rogers's Observation Regarding the Laws

In a bureaucratic hierarchy, the higher up the organization you go, the less peple appreciate Murphy’s Law, the Peter Principle, etc.

官僚機構の上に行けば行くほどマーフィーの法則に対して注意を払わなくなる。例えばピーターの原則とか…

ロジャーズの法則に関する観察

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Prince's Principle

People who work sitting down are paid more than people who work standing up.

座って働く人間の給料は立って働く人間の給料より高い

プリンス(Prince)の原理(Principle)

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Sartre's Observation

Hell is others.

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The Fifth Rule

You have taken yourself too seriously.

自分のことは深刻に考える

第五の法則

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Jacob's Law

To err is human – to blame it on someone else is even more human.

過ちを犯すのは人間 – これを他人のせいにするのはもっと人間

ジェイコブの法則

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