Savignano’s Mail Order Law

If you don’ write to complain, You’ll never receive your order.
If you do write, you’ll receive the merchandise before your angry letter reaches its destination.

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Fourth Law of Revision

After painstaking and careful analysis of a sample, you are always told that it is wrong sample and doesn’t apply to the problem

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Mencken’s Principle

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.

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Farmer’s Credo

Sow your wild oats on Saturday night – then on Sunday pray for crop failure.

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The Salary Axiom

The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.

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Noman’s Law

No man knows what true happiness is until he gets married. By then, of course, it’s too late.

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男は結婚するまで誰も本当の幸せが何かを知らない —

Law of Aspersion

If you say something bad about someone, you will discover that the same criticism applies to you.

The only fault that bother us in others are faults we share.

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Lavenson’s Law

It’s so simple to be wise, just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

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賢くあることは難しくない — 馬鹿な発言を考え、それを言わないことだ

Baker’s Rule

Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories: those that don’t work, those that break down, and those that get lost.

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