Zymurgy’s law

■27, April, 2004
Once you open a canofworms, the only way to return them is to use alarger can.

< ジマーギの法則 >

Pamela’s rule of parenting

■26, April, 2004
If you don’t want your children to hear what you are saying, pretend that youare talking them.

< パメラの子育ての規則 >

McKernan’s maxim

■20, April, 2004
Those who are unable to learn from past meetings are condemned to repeat them.

< マカーナンの金言 >

Chesterton on religion

■14, April, 2004
The bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.

< チェスタトンの警句 >

Reverend Chichester’s laws

■10,11, April, 2004
1. If the wether is extremely bad, church attendance is down.
2. If the wether is extremely good, church attendance is down.
3. If the bulletins are short in supply, church attendance will exceed all expectations.

1. 天気が非常に悪い時、教会の出席率は下がる。
2. 天気が非常に良い時、教会の出席率は下がる。
3. ちらしの準備が少ないとき、参加者は期待を上回る。
< リブルンド チチェスターの法則 >

Plutarch’s rule

■9, April, 2004
It is impossible for anyone to learn that which he thinks he already knows.

< プルタークの規則 >

Kinney’s rule

■5, April, 2004
To spot the doctor, pick the one who stil has his appendix and tonsils.

< キニーの規則>

Bern’s law

■3,4, April, 2004
There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.

< バーンの法則 >