Murphy’s First Law of Technology

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.



Hadley’s Laws of Clothing Shopping

1. If you like it, they don’t have it in your size.

2. If you like it and it’s in your size, it doesn’t fit anyway.

3. If you like it and it fits, you can’t afford it.

1. 気に入っても合うサイズがない

2. 気に入ってサイズが合っても、とにかく似合わない

3. 気に入って、似合うとしても、高くて買えない


Richard’s Complementaly rules of Ownership

1. If you keep anything long enough, you can throw it away.
2. If you throw anything away, you will need it as soon as it is no longer accessible.

1. それを十分長く持っていたならそれを捨てて良い
2. それを捨てて、すでに取り返すことのできない状況になるとすぐにそれが必要になる