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Archive for 12月, 2016

The Rockefeller Principle

Never do anything you wouldn’t be caught dead doing.

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Sophocles’ Comment

A short saying oft contains much wisdom.

 

簡潔な言葉に多くの知恵が含まれていることがしばしばある

ソフォクレスのコメント

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Clarke’s Law of Evolution

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.

知性は今後も生き残っていく価値があるかどうか、まだ証明されていない

クラークの改革の法則

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Milliken’s Maxim

Insanity is doing the same thing the same way and expecting different results.

狂気とは、同じことを同じようにやって,異なる結果を期待することである

ミリケンの金言

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Ogden Nash’s Law

Progress may have been all right once, but it went on too long.

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Shaw’s Maxim

Virtue is insufficient temptation.

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Kubin’s Maxim

How feeble are man’s efforts against the unyielding forces of nature—until the struggle is recounted for the grandchildren.

人間の自然の脅威に対する力の何とか弱いことか — 闘いを孫に語って聞かせるまでは

クビンの金言

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Young’s Law of Inanimate Mobility

All inanimate objects can move just enough to get in your way.

 

非生物でも進路をふさぐくらいには移動できる

ヤングの非生物の移動性の法則

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Meskimen’s Law

There‘s never time to do it right, but there’s always time to do it over.

物事を正しく行う時間はないが、やりすぎる時間はある

メスキメンの法則

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Frothingham’s Law

Urgency varies inversely with importance.

緊急性は重要性に反比例する

フロシンガムの法則

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Bombeck’s Law of Heredity

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your kids.

狂気は遺伝する; それは自分の子供から受け継ぐ

ボンベックの遺伝の法則

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The Chi Factor

Quantity=1/Quality; or, quantity is inversely proportional to quality.

量 = 1 / 品質、あるいは量は品質に反比例する

χ係数

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Borkowski’s Law

You can’t guard against arbitrary.

気まぐれに対抗することはできない

ボルコフスキーの法則

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Murphy’s Saving Grace

The worst is enemy of the bad.

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The Cardinal Conundrum

An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds.

A pessimist fears this it’s true.

楽観主義者は、自分は最良の世界に生きていると考える

悲観主義者はそれが本当であることを恐れる

非常に重大な謎

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The Inapplicable Law

Washing your car to make it rain doesn’t work.

雨を降らせようとして洗車しても、そうならない

適用不可の法則

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Ferguson’s Precept

A crisis is when you can’t say “Let’s forget the whole thing.”

危機とは、「さあ、すべて忘れよう」と言えない時だ

ファーガソンの格言

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Coit-Murphy’s Statement on the Power of Negative Thinking

It is impossible for optimist to be pleasantly surprised.

楽観主義者にはうれしい驚きというものはない

コイト-マーフィーの悲観的思考の力に関する声明

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First Postulate of Iso-murphism

Things equal to nothing else are equal to each other.

他の何物とも等価でないものは、お互いに等価である

等価マーフィー主義の第一の仮定

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West’s Observation

To err is human, but it feels divine.

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Ducharme’s Precept

Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.

チャンスは最もチャンスのないときに訪れる

ドゥシャームの教訓

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Langsam’s Laws

1.    Everything depends.

2.    Nothing is always.

3.    Everything is sometimes.

1. すべては従属する

2. すべては常在しない

3. すべては時々出現する

ラングサムの法則

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The Law of Eponymy

Any given law will not be named for the person who created it.

法律の名前はそれを作った人の名前を冠されることはない

有名人派生語の法則

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Naeser’s Law

You can make it foolproof, but you can’t make it damnfoolproof.

フールプルーフにすることはできるが、絶対的フールプールにすることはできない

ネーザーの法則

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Schopenhauer’s Law of Entropy

If you put a spoonful of wine in a barrel full of sewage, you get sewage.

If you put a spoonful of sewage in a barrel full of wine, you get sewage.

樽一杯の汚水にスプーン一杯のワインを入れても汚水

樽一杯のワインにスプーン一杯の汚水を入れても汚水

ショーペンハウアーのエントロピー法則

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Murphy’s Asymmetry Principle

Things go wrong all at once, but things go right gradually.

Corollary

It takes no time at all to break something, but it takes forever to have something repaired.

物事は一度に悪くなるが、良くなるときは徐々にである

推論

全部一度に壊れることがあるが、永久に修理されない

マーフィーの非対称性原理

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McPherson’s Theory of Entropy

It requires less energy to take an object out of its proper place than to put it back.

物を片付けるのに要するエネルギーは取り出すより多くを要する

マクファーソンのエントロピー理論

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Paul’s Law

You can’t fall off the floor.

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