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If anything can go wrong, it will.

Archive for 6月, 2016

Whittington's Rule

Prisons are to crime what greenhouse are to plants.

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Wooden's Rule

Don’t let what you cannot interfere with what you can do.

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Goldsmith's Rule

There is nothing so absurd or ridiculous that has not acceptable at some time been said by some philosopher.

 

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Valery's Rule of Poetry

A poem is never finished, only abandoned.

詩に完成はない、放棄のみだ

 

ヴァレリーの詩の規則

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Ulmann's Lazor

When stupidity is a sufficient explanation, there is no need to have recourse to any other.

愚かだったということで十分説明になるのならば、他に頼るものはない

 

ウルマンの格言

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Dyer's Law of Relativity

Life is Short, but a three-hour movie is interminable.

人生は短い、しかし3時間の映画は永遠に感じられる

 

ダイヤーの相対性理論

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Newlan's Rule

An acceptable level of unemployment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.

失業率の許容レベルとは、政府のエコノミストが自分達の仕事のまだあることから決まる

 

ニューランの規則

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Austin's Law

If there is no legitimate objection to progress, an illegitimate one will be found.

前進するにあたって合理的な反対がない場合でも非合理な反対が出て来る

 

オースティンの法則

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Horace's Warning

Beware of superficially profound.

上辺だけの学識を装った者には注意しろ

 

ホラティウスの警告

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Matsch's Law

If several things that could have gone wrong have not gone wrong, it would have been ultimately beneficial for them to have gone wrong.

いくつかの悪くなる可能性のあるものが悪くならなかった場合は、それらの悪化の最大化を目指した結果である

 

マッツの法則

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The Aquinas Axiom

What the gods get away with, the cows don’t.

 

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The Last Law

It’s better to have a horrible ending than to have horrors without end.

恐ろしい結果で終わる方が、恐ろしい状況のままで終わるよりましだ

 

最後の法則

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Muir's Law

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched ti everything in the universe.

何を取り上げようとすると、それは宇宙のすべてに繋ぎ止められていることに気付く

 

マーの法則

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Jaffe's Precept

There are some things that are impossible to know — but it is impossible to know those things.

知ることが不可能な事柄がいくつかある — しかしそれが何かわからない

ジャフェの格言

 

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Digiovanni's Law

The number of laws will expand to fill the publishing space available.

法律の数は印刷スペースを埋めるまで増える

 

ディジョバンニの法則

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Cooper's Metalaw

A proliferation of new laws creates a proliferation of new loopholes.

法律の激増は抜け穴の激増を招く

 

クーパーの超越法規

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Persig's Postulate

The number of rational hypotheses that can explain any given phenomenon is infinite.

 

現象を説明する仮定は無数にある

パーシグの仮定

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Last Law of Robotics

The only real errors are human errors.

 

唯一のエラーはヒューマンエラーである

ロボティクスの最終法則

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Berman's Corollary to Robertson's Axiom

One man’s error is another man’s idea.

 

エラーは別の人間のアイディアになる

ロバートソンの金言に対するバーマンの推論

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Roberts's Axiom

Only errors exit.

 

エラーだけが存在する

ロバートの金言

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Law of Superiority

The first example of superior principle is always inferior to the developed example of inferior principle.

 

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Rule of the Great

When somebody you greatly admire and respect appears to be thinking deep thoughts, he is probably thinking about lunch.

 

自分が尊敬してやまない人物が深い考えにふけっているように見える時は、昼飯のことを考えている

偉大さの規則

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Scanlan's Law

Wedding presents always come in pars: two toasters, two blenders, two umbrella stands.

 

結婚のプレゼントは常にペアで来る。2つのトースター、2つのミキサー、2つの傘立て等

スキャンランの法則

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Clarke's Law of Revolutionary Ideas

Every evolutionary area — in Science, Politics, Art, or whatever — evokes three stages of reaction. They may be summed up by the three phases:

1. “It is impossible — don’t waste my time.”

2. “It is possible, but it is not worth doing.”

3. ” I said it was a good idea all long.”

 

科学であれ、政治であれ、芸術であれ、革新的な考えには3段階の反応がある。纏めると

1. 不可能だ、時間の無駄

2. 可能だが、実行するに値しない

3. 私は前から良い考えだと言っていた

クラークの革新的考えに対する法則

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Murphy's Law Research

Enough research will tend to support your theory.

 

一杯研究すると、自分の理論の裏付けが多くなる

マーフィーの法則の研究

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Gutierrez's Law

True freedom is freedom from choice.

 

真の自由とは、選択からの自由である

ガティエレスの法則

 

 

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