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Archive for 8月, 2015

Gilebert’s Law of Sports

Wherever you park, your seat will be on the other side of the stadium.

 

どこに駐車しても、自分の席はスタジアムの別の側にある

 

ギルバートのスポーツの法則

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Lefty Gomez’s Law

If you  don’t throw, they can’t hit it.

 

投げなければ打てない

 

レフティ ゴメスの法則

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Law of Practice

Plays that work in theory do not work in practice.

Plays that worn in practice do not work during the game.

 

理論上うまく行くプレイは練習では役に立たない

練習でうまく行ったプレイは試合では役に立たない

 

練習の法則

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Taylor’s Putting Principle

Any putt is straight if you hit it hard enough.

 

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Thomas’s Law of Board Games

The one who least wants to play is the one who will win.

 

最もやる気のない奴が勝つ

 

トーマスのボードゲームの法則

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Dorr’s Law of Athletics

In an otherwise empty locker room, any two individuals will have adjoining lockers.

 

空いているロッカールームで、二人が隣り合ったロッカーになる

 

ドーアの競技の法則

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Stenderup’s Law

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up.

 

遅れるのが早ければ早い程追いつくのに時間がかかる

 

スタンダラップの法則

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Bob’s Law of Televised Sports

If you switch from one football game to another in order to avoid a commercial, the second game will be running a commercial, too.

 

コマーシャルの間に別のフットボールのチャンネルに回すと、そこもコマーシャル

 

ボブのスポーツ中継の法則

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The Poker Principle

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

 

ボーカー仲間相手にカード手品をやって見せるな

 

ポーカーの原則

 

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Knox’s Principle of Star Quality

Whenever a superstar traded to your favorite team, he fades. Whenever you team trades away a useless no name, he immediately rises stardom.

 

スーパースターが自分の贔屓のチームにトレードされると、人気が落ちる。自分のチームの使えない無名の選手が他のチームにトレードされるとたちまちスターダムにのし上がる

 

ノックスのスター品質の原理

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Sigstad’s Law

When it gets to be your turn, they change the rules.

 

いよいよ自分の番だという時に、奴らはルールを変える

 

シグスタッドの法則

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Indisputable Law of Sports Contracts

The more money the free agent signs for, the less effective he is the following season.

 

フリーエージェントでサインしてきんがくが大きければ大きい程、翌期のパフォーマンスは良くない

 

スポーツ契約の争えない法則

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Terman’s Law of Innovation

If you want a track team to win the high jump, you find one person who can jump seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot.

 

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Wise Fan’s Lament

Fools rush in — and get the best seats.

 

馬鹿どもが駆けこんで、良い席を取ってしまう

 

賢いファンの嘆き

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Moser’s Law of Spectator Sports

Exciting plays occur only while you are watching the scoreboard or out buying a hot dog.

 

The play won’t happen when intentionally watch the scoreboard.

<nNEZOU’s corollary>

エキサイティングな場面はスコアボードを見ているとかホットドッグを買いに席を外した時に起きる

エキサイティングな場面を期待してスコアボードを見ても起きない

<んねぞうの推論>

モーザーのスポーツ観戦の法則

 

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Ken’s Law

A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.

 

飛んでいる微粒子は近くの目を探している

 

ケンの法則

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Hertzberg’s Law of Wing Walking

Never leave hold of what you’ve get until you’ve got hold of something else.

 

何か他のものを掴むまでは今掴んでいるものを放すな

 

ハーツバーグの翼上歩行の法則

 

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Stitzer’s Vacation Principle

When packing for a vacation, take half as much clothing and twice as much money.

 

旅の荷造りの際には衣類は半分、持って行く金は倍にしろ

 

スティッツァーの休暇の原理

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The Rent-a-Car Law

In any airport served by several car rental agencies, the other service shuttles will arrive before yours.

 

いくつかのレンタカー会社のある空港では、自分の会社の前に他の会社のシャトルが来る

 

レンタカーの法則

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Kelly’s Law of Navigation

The most important information on any map is on the fold.

 

地図の肝心な情報は折り目に重なっている

 

ケリーのナビゲーションの法則

 

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The Aieplane Law

When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.

 

乗ってしまった飛行機は到着が遅れ、乗り継ぎの飛行機は定刻

 

飛行機の法則

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First Law of Travel

It always takes longer to get there than to get back.

帰る時よりも行く時の方が時間がかかる

旅の第一法則

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Dale’s Parking Poturate

If only two cars are left in a parking lot, one will be blocking the other.

nNEZOU’s  Addendum

The car being blocked is yours.

 

もし駐車場に車が2台しかなかったら、一台が別の車を邪魔している。
< デールの駐車場の前提 >

邪魔されているのが自分のだ
< んねぞうの補足 >

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Oliver’s Law of Location

No matter where you go, there you are!

 

どこに行こうとも、その場所にいるではないか

 

オリバーの場所の法則

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Hyman’s Highway Hypothesis

Tee shortest distance between two points usually under construction.

 

2地点を結ぶ最短の経路は工事中である

 

ハイマンの高速道路の仮説

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Basic Baggage Principle

Whatever carousel you stand by, your baggage will come in on another one.

 

どのコンベアの近くに立っていようとも、自分の荷物は別のコンベアから出て来る

 

預入荷物の基本原理

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