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If anything can go wrong, it will.

Archive for 5月, 2015

Nowlan’s Law

Following the path of least resistance is what makes politicians and rivers crooked.

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Hammond’s Third Law of the Kintchen

Any measuring utencil used for liquid ingredients will be needed immediately thereafter for dry ingredients.

液体の材料の計量 に使った器具は、直後に乾いた材料の計量に必要になる

 

ハモンドの台所の第三法則

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Evan’s Second Law

Once you give up integrity, the rest is easy.

一旦整合性を保つのをあきらめたら、後は楽だ

エヴァンの第二法則

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Seventh Law of Kitchen Confusion

The more time and energy you put into preparing a meal, the greater the chance your guests will spend the entire meal discussing other meals they have had.

一つの料理に時間とエネルギーを使えば使うほど、客はそれ以外の料理の話に時間を使う

台所の混乱の第7法則

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Murphy’s Rule of Term Paper

The book or periodical most vital to the completion of your term paper will be missing from  the library.

学期末レポートの完成に必要な本あるいは定期刊行物は、図書館にない。

マーフィーの学期末レポートの規則

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Muggeridge’s Tenet

One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up.

老年のになってからの多くの楽しみの一つは、諦めることである

マゲリッジの信条

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Darrow’s Dictim

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, the second half by our children.

人生の前半は親によって、後半は子供達で滅茶苦茶にされる

ダローの記事

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Galbraith’s Rule

Meetings are indispensible when you don’t want to do anything.

会議は、何もしたくない時には掛け替えのないものである

ガルブレイスの規則

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Sixth Law of Kitchen Confusion

The one ingredient you made a special trip to the store to get will be the one thing your guest is allergic to.

わざわざ特別に売っている店まで言って買って来た材料は、お客がアレルギーを起こすものだった

台所の混乱の第6法則

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Second Law of Applied Terror

The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.

試験の準備をすればするほど、どの答えを必要としているのかわからなくなる

 

応用恐怖学の第二法則

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Fifth Law of Kitchen Confusion

You are always complimented on the item that took the least effort to prepare.

 

Example

If you make “duck a l’orange,” you will be complemented on the baked potato.

いつも最も手間をかけていない料理が褒められる

 

ダック アロランジュを作ったが、付け合せのベイクドポテトを褒められる

 

台所の混乱の第五法則

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First Law of Class Scheduling

If the course toy wanted most has room for “n” students, you will be the “n+1” to apply.

最も受けたい授業の定員がn人の場合は、自分はn+1番目である

受講計画の第一法則

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First Law of Kitchen Confusion

Multiple-function gadgets will not perform any function adequately.

多機能の道具は、一つとしてまともに機能しない

台所の混乱の第一法則

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Seeger’s Law

Anything in parentheses can be ignored.

括弧内に書いてあることは無視できる

シーガーの法則

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The Rule os Law

Never make a major policy change based on a close vote.

秘密投票に基づいた政策の大変換は行うな

法律の規則

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Vile’s Law

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

ミスをするまで誰も聞いていない

 

パイルの法則

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The Budgetary Reminder

A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well after.

予算とは、金を使う前に心配する手法である。使った後と同様に。

予算に関する覚書

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Shaw’s Political Principle

A government that robs peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

 

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Third Rule of Retailers

The customer is almost right.

お客様は殆ど正しい

小売りの第三法則

 

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Galbraith’s Law of Politics

Anyone who says he isn’t going to resign four times definitely will.

辞めないと4回言った人間は辞めて行く

ガルブレイスの政治の法則

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Cade’s Law of Budgeting

The larger the budget, the less effective the funds are allocated.

予算が多ければ多い程割り当てられる資金が少ない

ケードの予算の法則

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Inge’s Axiom

It is useless for sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain on a different opinion.

羊たちがいくら菜食主義を決議しようが、狼たちが別の意見を持っている限り無意味だ

インゲの金言

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Wingfield’s Axiom

Accuracy is the sum total of your compensating mistakes.

精度とは、自分が補正したミスの総和である

ウィングフィールドの金言

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Thurber’s Law

There is no safety in numbers, or anything else.

 

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Law of Governmental Self – Fulfilment

The more money spent on the feasibility study, the more feasible the project.

政策のフィージビリティ確認に金を使えば使うほど、フィージビリティは向上する

行政の自己実現性

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Ameringer’s Axiom

Politics is the art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich by promising to protect each from the other.

政治とは、貧困層から投票をえて、また富裕層からは選挙資金を得て、お互いから守ることを約束する技法のことである

アメリンガーの金言

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