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Archive for 4月, 2015

L.B.J.’s Law

If two people agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.

 

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Syrus’s Leadership Principle

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.

海が凪いでいる時は誰も舵輪を握れない

サイラスのリーダーシップの原理

 

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Armey’s Axiom

You can’t get ahead while getting even.

並ぶことはできても勝ち越すことはできない

アーミーの金言

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Main’s Law

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

どのような対策にも政府の正反対の政策がある

メインの法則

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Podnos’s Law

One is tolerant only of that which does not concern him.

自分に関係のない事柄については寛容でいられる

ポドノスの法則

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Crabtree’s Bludgeon (counter to Occam’s Razor)

No set of mutually inconsistent observations can exist for which some human intellect cannot convince a coherent explanation, however complicated.

 

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Lawrence’s Law

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

外交官とは、あなたに、地獄への旅も楽しみに思わせるように話す人間だ

ローレンスの法則

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Sherman’s Rule of Press Conferences

The explanation of a disaster will be made by a stand-in.

災害の説明は代理によって行われる

シャーマンの記者会見の規則

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Marcus’s Second Law

Nothing in evolution is without precedent; even the most wondrous adaptation s are modification of pre-existing systems.

 

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Good’s Rule for Dealing with Bureaucracies

When the government bureau’s remedies do not match your problem, you modify the problem, not the remedy.

政府機関の立てた救済策が問題に適合していない場合、問題の方を修正しろ

グッドの官僚主義と付き合う方法

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Lowe’s Law

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full public view.

成功は常に一人でいるときに起こり、失敗は常に衆人環視の中で起こる

ローの法則

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The Guppy Law

When outrageous expenditures are divided finely enough, the public will not have enough stake in any one expenditure to squelch it.

上記を逸した支出でも、それを十分細かく分割すれば、公衆はその一つとしてつぶす気にならない

グッピーの法則

 

推論

グッピーが多ければ、予算を食いつぶす

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Thomas Jefferson’s Rule

Delay is preferable to error.

遅れは間違いよりまし

トマス ジェファーソンの規則

 

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Calvin Coolidge’s Rule

You don’t have to explain something you never said.

言わなかったことに対して、何も説明する必要はない

カルバン クーリッジの規則

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Santayana’s Observation

Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.

 

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Marshall’s First Law

Never let the facts in the way of a carefully thought out bad decision.

 

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Oak’s Principle of Lawmaking

Social legislation cannot repeal physical laws.

立法は物理法則を廃止することはできない

オークの立法の原理

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Evan’s Law

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, then you just don’t understand the problem.

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The Sausage Principle

People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either one being made.

ソーセージを愛し、法律を重んじる者は、そのどちらもどのようにして作られるかを見てはいけない

ソーセージの原理

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Law of the Lie

No matter how often a lie is shown to be false, there will remain a percentage of people who believe it true.

それが嘘であると何度示されても、それが真実だと信じる何パーセントかの人間がいる

嘘の法則

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Lieberman’s Law

Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.

誰もが嘘をつく、しかし大丈夫、誰も聞いちゃいない

リーバーマンの法則

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First Law of Business Meetings

The lead in a pencil will break in direct proportion to the importance of the notes being taken.

鉛筆の芯が折れる確率は、取っているノートの重要性に比例する

会議の第一法則

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Barry’s Rule

If you stop to think, remember to start again.

考えることをやめたら、再開することを覚えておけ

バリーの規則

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Sapolsky’s Third Law

Often, the biggest impediment to scientific progress is not what we don’t know but what we know.

しばしば科学の進歩の障害になっているものは、われわれが 知らないことではなく、知っていることにより起こされる

サポルスキーの第三法則

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Zeilinger’s Fundamental Law

There is no fundamental law.

基本法則などない

ツァイリンガーの基本法則

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First Law of Debate

Never argue with a fool — people might not know the difference.

馬鹿とは議論するな。人々は自分との違いが解らないだろう

議論の第一法則

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