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Archive for 1月, 2015

Misap’s Rule

Nothing is good as it seems beforehand.
何事も最初に見たときほど良くはない
ミザップの規則
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Hubbard’s Law

A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
良い聴き手は、いつも別のことを考えている
ハバードの法則
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Chinese Proverb (Updated)

Never answer an e-mail when you are angry.
腹が立っている俊樹はe-mailに返信するな
中国の格言(現代版)
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Yellin’s Law

The probability of winning the lottery is slightly greater if you buy a ticket.
宝くじにあたる確率は、くじを買えば多少上がる
イェリンの法則
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Nesmith’s First Law

The universe includes no contrary laws.

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Jowett’s Law

The way to get things done is to mind who gets the credit for doing them.
物事をやり遂げるには、これが誰の手柄になるかを意識することだ
ジョエットの法則
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Kelly’s Law

There is no right way to do a wrong thing.
悪いことをやるのに正しいやり方などない
ケリーの法則
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Pollard’s Law

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.
重役の能力とは、早い決断と、その仕事を他の人間に押し付けることだ
ポラードの法則
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Murphy’s Comment

When things go wrong, don’t go with them.
物事が悪くなっている時に、一緒にいってしまってはダメだ
マーフィーのコメント
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Benedict’s Principle

Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
自然は常に隠れた弱点の味方である
ベネディクトの原理
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The Roosevelt Rule

Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth.
何度繰り返しても嘘が本当になることはない
ルーズベルトの法則
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Lampner’s Law of Correctness

You can’t be 100 percent right, but you can be 100 percent wrong.
自分が100パーセント正しいということはないが100パーセント悪いということはある
ランプナーの正義の法則
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Bloch’s Rule

Anything kept for five years without a need for it can be thrown away.
Corollary
Anything that is thrown away will immediately be needed.
5年間の間必要のなかったものは捨てて良い
推論
捨てたものは何であれすぐに必要になる
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Carillo’s Law of Parsimony

When multiple explanations exist, the simplest is usually correct.
いくつかの説明がある場合、通常は単純なものが正しい
カリロの吝嗇の法則
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Rule of Professional Practice

Once a client is a pain in the neck, that client will always be a pain in the neck.

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Schnatterly’s Summing up of the corollaries

If anything can’t go wrong, it will.
悪くならないものも、悪くなる
シュナッタリーの推論のまとめ
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Murphy’s Eights Corollary

It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so ingenious.
馬鹿は天才的なので、何事もフールプルーフにはできない
マーフィーの第8の推論
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Heid’s Law of Lines

No matter how early you arrive, someone else is in line first.
どんなに早く来ても、誰かが一番先に並んでいる
ハイドの列の法則
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Murphy’s Sixth Corollary

Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
何かを始めようとするといつもその前に他のことをしなければならない
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Law of Selective Gravity

An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
物は被害が最大になるように落下する
選択的重力の法則
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Murphy’s Fifth Corollary

If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth will promptly develop.
物事が悪くなる道筋が4つわかりそれを回避したら、5つめが直ちに現れる
マーフィーの第五の推論
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Murray’s Law

Don’t believe everything you hear or anything you say.
自分の聞いたことも、言ったことも信用するな
マレーの法則
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Harper’s Law

You never find an item when you replace it.
物を移動させた後、2度と見つけられない
ハーパーの法則
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Murphy’s Second Corollary

Everything takes longer than you think it will.
何事も思ったより長くかかる
マーフィーの第二の推論
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Twain’s Rule

People believe what you say, except when you’re telling the truth.
人々は本当のことを言っていない時に限って自分の言う事に耳を傾ける
トゥエインの規則
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Anderson’s Law of Casual Instinct

Humans are engineered to seek for laws, whether or not they’re actually there.
人間というものは、あるにしろないにしろ、法律というものを探すようにできている
アンダーセンの無意識の衝動の法則
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Murphy’s Law

If anything can go wrong,, it will.
悪くなる可能性のあるものは、悪くなる
マーフィーの法則
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