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Archive for 11月, 2013

Valery's Law

History is the science of what never happens twice.

歴史学とは二度と起こらないことに対する科学である

ヴァレリーの法則

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Bowersox's Law of the Workshop

If you have only one nail, it will behind.

釘がひとつしかないならばそれは後ろにある

バワーソックスの作業場の法則

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Strong's Observation

After you have heard two eyewitness accounts of an auto accident you begin to worry about history.

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Duggan's Law of Scholarly Research

The most valuable quotation will be the one for which you cannot dfetermine the source.

最も価値のある引用は、その出所が特定できないものである

ダガンの学術研究の法則

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Weiner's Law of Libraries

There are no answers, only cross-references.

答えはない、あるのはただ相互参照のみ

ウェイナーの図書館の法則

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Booker's Law

An ounce of application is worth to a ton of abstraction.

 

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Smith's Rule

There is equal credit in being criticized by fools than praised by the wise.

 

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H. L. Mencken's Law

Those who can do.

Those who cannot, teach.

Martin’s Extension

Those who cannot teach, administrate.

できるやつは、それをやる

できないやつは、教える

マーチンの拡張

教えもできないやつは、管理する

 

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Charles Osgood's Axiom

Nobody thinks he makes too much money.

誰も彼が儲け過ぎだと思わない

チャールズ オスグッドの金言

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Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle

The location of all objects cannot be known simultaneously.

Corollary

If a lost thing is found, something else will disappear.

すべての物体の位置を同時に知ることはできない

推論

何かが見つかったなら、別の物がなくなる

ハイゼンベルクの不確定性原理

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Maugham's Rule

There three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.

小説を書くのに3つのルールがある。残念なことに誰もそれを知らない

モーガムの規則

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Goldsmith's Axiom

There is nothing so absurd or ridiculous that has not at some time been said by some philosopher.

哲学者によって触れられることのない程、愚かな、道理の通らないことはない

ゴールドスミスの金言

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Crane's Law

There ain’t no such thing as a free lunch.

 

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Meskimen's Law

There’s never time to do it right, but there’s always time to do it over.

物事を適正に行うための時間はないのに、やりすぎるための時間はある

メスキメンの法則

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Millard's Law

The absent is always wrong.

不在は常に悪である

ミラードの法則

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Jeff's Theory of the Stock Market

The price of a stock moves inversely to the number of shares purchased.

株価の上昇は買った株数に反比例する

ジェフの株式市場の理論

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De Balzak's Axiom

Behind every great fortune, there is a crime.

大金の影に犯罪あり

バルザックの金言

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Young's Law of Inanimate mobility

All inanimate objects can move just enough to get in your way.

静止している物体は、自分の進路の邪魔になる分だけ動くことができる

ヤングの静止体に関する移動の法則

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Sinclair's Rule

Its difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on his not understanding it.

物事を理解しないことによって給料を得ている人間に、物事を理解させるのは困難だ

シンクレアの規則

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Heisenberg's Principle of Investment

You may know where the market is going, but you can’t possibly know where it’s going after that.

市場はどう動くか知ることはできる、しかしその後どうなるかは到底知ることはできない

ハイゼンベルクの投資の原理

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Marks's Law of Monetary Equalization

A fool and money are soon partners.

馬鹿と金はすぐにくっつく

マークスの同化法則

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Kulka's Law of Politics

Never trust one politician’s characterization of another politician’s record.

一人の政治家の性格付けをほかの政治家による記録によって行うことはするな

クルカの政治法則

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Voltaire's Principle

It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

政府が間違っているのに自分が正しいのは危険だ

ボルテールの原理

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Shaffer's Law

The effectiveness of a politician varies in inverse proportion to his commitment to principle.

政治家の効率は、彼の主義に対する忠実度に反比例する

シャッファーの法則

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The Rockefeller Principle

Never do anything you wouldn’t be caught dead doing.

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Potter's Law

A rumor doesn’t gain credence until it’s officially denied.

噂は公式に否定されなければ信憑性が得られない

ポッターの法則

 

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