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The 50 – 50 – 90 Rule

Anytime you have a 50  50 chance of getting something right, there’e a 90 percent probability  you’ll getting wrong.
正しくできる確率が50-50だとすると、間違う確率は90パーセントである
50-50-90の規則
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Fagin's Rule on Past Prediction

Hindsight is an exact science.
後知恵とは科学そのものである
ファギンの過去の予測の規則
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Pasteur's Principal

Chance favors the prepared.
チャンスは、それを受け入れる準備ができている者にもたらされる
パスツールの原理
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Von Braun's Advice

I have learned to use the word “impossibleh” with the greatest caution.
私は「不可能」と言う言葉を使うときには最大限の注意を払わなければならないことを学んだ
フォン ブラウンの助言
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Gaby's Law

When a series of things starts going wrong, the series has to complete itself.
一連の物事が悪くなりかけたら、それはとことん悪くなる
ギャビーの法則
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Sturgeon's Law

Ninety percent of everything is crud.
すべてのものの90パーセントは無価値なものである
スタージョンの法則
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Non-Reciprocal Laws of Expextations

Negative expectations yield negative results. Positive expectations yield negative results.
悲観的な期待は悲観的な結果に終わる。楽観的な期待も悲観的な結果に終わる
期待に関するる非可逆的法則
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Landers’ Law

Trouble is the great equalizer.
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Juhani's Law

The compromise will always be more expensive than either of the suggestion it is compromising.
妥協策は、相対する案よりも高くつく
ジュアニの法則
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Zymurgy's Law of Evolving Systems Dynamics

Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a larger can.
虫の入った缶を一旦開けた後、戻すにはそれより大きい缶を見つけなければならない
ジマージの展開システム力学
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Loftus's Theory on Personnel Recruitment

Faraway talent always seems better than home-developed talent.
外部から来た人間は常に内部の人間よりもできそうに見える
ロフタスの求人の理論
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Mark's Rule

Laziness is often mistaken for patience.
怠惰はしばしば忍耐と誤解される
マークの法則
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Law of Life's Highway.

If everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
もし全てが思い通りに行っているのなら、それは間違った道である
人生のハイウェイの法則
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Buechner's Principle

The simplest explanation is that it just doesn’t make sense.
もっとも簡単な説明は、それは無意味であると言う説明である
ブシュナーの原則
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Schroeder's Law

Indecision is the basis for flexibility.
優柔不断は柔軟性の基盤である
シュレーダーの法則
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Clarke's Second Law

The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible.
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Lacopi's Law

After food and sex, man’s greatest drive is to tell the other fellow how to do his job.
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Wiler's Law

Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.
自分でやる必要のない人間にとっては、不可能なことはない
ワイラーの法則
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Nigerian Proverb

When the mouse laughs at the cat there’s a hole nearby.
ネズミが猫のことを笑っている時は、近くに逃げる穴がある時だ
ナイジェリアの諺
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The Party Law

The more food you prepare, the less your guests eat.
料理を沢山準備すればする程客は食べない
パーティの法則
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Law of Triviality

The time spent on any item of the agenda will be inverse proportion to the sum involved.
その議題の審議に費やされた時間は、参加した人間の合計に比例する
つまらなさの法則
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Clarke's First Law

When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something s possible, he is almost certainly right.When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
高名な、年取った学者が、可能だと言ったならば、それはほとんだ全く正しい。不可能と言った場合は、非常に多分間違っている
クラークの第一法則
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Old and Kahn's Law

The efficiency of the committee meeting is inversely proportional to the number of partcipants and the time spent on deliberations.
委員会の効率は、出席者の数と審議に要した時間の長さに反比例する
オールドとカーンの法則
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Stockmayer's Theorem

If it looks easy, it’s tough.
If it looks tough, it’s damn well impossible.
簡単そうに見えるものは難しい
難しそうに見えるものは全く不可能だ
ストックマイヤーの定理
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Johnson and Laird's Law

A toothache tends to start on Saturday night.
歯痛は土曜日の夜から始まりがちだ
ジョンソンとレイドの法則
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Pudder's Law

Anything that begins well ends badly.
Anything that begins badly ends worse.
幸先良く始まったものは悪くなって終わる
幸先も悪かったものはもっと悪くなって終わる
パダーの法則
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Stewart’s Fourth Corollary

If an outcome has a 50 percent chance of occurring, its actual probability of happening is inversely proportional to the desirability of the outcome.

事態が出現する確率が50%の場合、実際に発生する確率はその望ましさに反比例する

スチュアートの第4の推論

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