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If anything can go wrong, it will.

Archive for 2月, 2013

Schweitzer's Rule

As we acquire more knowledge, things do not become more comprehensible but more mysterious.
知識を得れば得る程、物事は普遍的にならずに神秘的になる
シュバイツァーの規則
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Albinak's Algorithm

When graphing a function, the width of the line should be inversely proportional to the precision of the data.
関数をグラフ化する時、線の太さはデータの精度に反比例すべきである
アルビナクのアルゴリズム
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The Virus Factor

The one file you don’t scan for viruses will be the one with the virus.
スキャンしなかった、たった一つのファイルがウィルスに感染する
ウィルスの要素
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Berra's Law

Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.
八方美人は嫌われる
ベラの法則
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Ginsberg's Theorem

1. You can’t win.
2. You can’t break even.
3. You can’t even quit the game.

勝てない
引き分けにもできない
抜け出せない

ギンズバーグの定理

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The Kennedy Constant

Don’t get mad — get even.

相互認証破壊(MAD)にするな。引き分けに持ち込め

ケネディの不変律

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Murphy's law of Thermodynamics

Things get worse under pressure.

物事はプレッシャーの下では悪化する

マーフィーの熱力学の法則

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First Law of Socio – Genetics

Celibacy is not hereditary.

独身主義は遺伝ではない

社会遺伝学の第一法則

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Joubert's Principle

Kindness consists of loving people more than they deserve.

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Rudin's Law

In crisis that force people to chose among altenative course of action, most people will choose the worst one possible.

危機に際して人々が別の行動を取らなければならなくなった時にほとんどの人が選ぶ行動は、可能な限り最悪のものである

ラディンの法則

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Groya's Law of Epistemology

What we learn after we know it all is what counts.

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Wooden's Rule

Don’t let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.

自分にできないことを、できることで妨害するな

ウッデンの規則

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O'reilly's Observation

It’s not thirteen that lasts forever, it’s plastic.

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Postal Principle

People usually get what’s coming to them … unless it’s been mailed.

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Golub's First Law

Fuzzy project objectives are used to avoid the embarrasment of estimating the corresponding costs.

曖昧なプロジェクトの目的は、見積りにおける金額的困難を回避させるのに役立つ

ゴーラプの第一法則

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Valery's Rule of poetry

A poem is never finished, only abandoned.

詩は完成するのではない、諦めるのみ

ヴァレリーの詩の規則

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Simon's Law

Everything put together falls apart sooner or later.

 

一緒になったものは遅かれ早かればらばらになる

 

サイモンの法則

posted by ndaznnez in That's Life…人生こんなもんだて,エントロピー Entropy,人間関係 - Human relationship,悲観主義或いは戒め - Pessimism and admonition,社会 - Community/Society and have No Comments

Pollard's Postulate

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.

 

管理職の能力とは即決力と仕事を他の誰かに押し付けることである

 

ポラールの仮定

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Hazlitt's Homily

Though familiarity may not breed contempt, it takes the edge off of admiration.

 

 

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Svent – Gyorgyi's Axiom

Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought.

 

発見とは、誰もが見ているが、誰も考えていなかったことからなっている

 

スヴェント – ギョルギーの金言

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R.C. Gallagher’s Law

Change is inevitable — except from a vending machine.

変化(change)は不可避である。自動販売機からのつり銭(change)を除いて

R.C. ギャラガーの法則

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Murphy's Third Law of Technology

The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.

 

技術的専門性の高さは、組織の管理階層の高さに反比例する

 

マーフィーのテクノロジーの第三法則

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Zadra's Law of Biomechanics

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

 

痒みのひどさは手の届き加減に反比例する

 

ザドラの生体工学の法則

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Murphy's first Law of Technology

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

 

論理とは確信を持って間違った結論を得る方法論である

 

マーフィーの技術に関する第一法則

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