nNEZOU's Murphy's Law Calendar

If anything can go wrong, it will.

Archive for 9月, 2012

Bloch's Law of Golf

The only time your ball listens to you when you’re yelling at it is when you’re giving it misinformation.

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Strogatz's First Law of Doing Math

When you’re trying to prove something, it helps to know it’s true.

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Parkinson's Law for Medical Research

Successful research attracts the bigger grant, which makes further research impossible.

成功した研究は広く認められるが、それ以上の進展は不可能になる

パーキンソンの医学研究の法則

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Pascal on Man

The more I see of men, the better I like my dog.

 

人間を見ていればいるほど、自分の飼い犬が好きになる

 

パスカルの人間観

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Humphries's Law of Bicycling

The shortest route has the steepest hills.

最短ルートには一番きつい坂がある

ハンフリーズの自転車の法則

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Rule of Accuracy

When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.

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Young's Law

All great discovery are made by mistake.

 

The greater the funding, the longer it takes to make the mistake.

Corollary

大発見はミスから起きた

ヤングの法則

資金が多ければ多いほど、ミスの発生に時間がかかる

推論

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Ken's Law

A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.

 

飛んでいる粒子は近くの目を狙う

 

ケンの法則

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Golomb's Law

Everything in biology is more complicated than you think it is, even taking into account Glomb’s Law.

 

生物学の全ては考えているよりも複雑である、ゴロムの法則を考慮したとしても

 

ゴロムの法則

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Taylor's Putting Principle

Any putt is straight if you hit it hard enough.

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Finagle's Fourth Law

Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.

 

一旦物事がだめになってしまった後の収拾策は、物事を悪くするばかりである

 

フィナグルの第四法則

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Gelernter's First Law

Computers make people stupid.

 

コンピュータは人間を愚かにする

 

ジェレンターの第一法則

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The McGwire's Principle

The biggest plays occur  when you’re out buying beer.

 

見せ場はビールを買いに席を立った時に起こる

 

マグワイヤの原理

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Finagle's Third Law

In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct, beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.

 

 

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Whilstler's Law

You never know who’s right, but you always know who’s in charge.

 

誰が正しいかは決してわからないが、誰に責任があるかはよく分かる

 

ホイッスラーの法則

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Perkins's Postulate

The bigger they are, the harder hey hit.

 

 

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Finagle's First Law

If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.

 

実験がうまく行ったとしたら、そのほかの何かがおかしくなっている

 

フィナグルむの第一法則

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Fourth Law of revision

After painstaking and careful analysis of a sample, you are always told that it is the wrong sample and doesn’t apply to the problem.

 

標本を丹精に、注意深く分析した後、そのサンプルは悪いサンプルで適合しないものだったと言われる

 

改訂の第四法則

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Clark's Law

Everything leaks.

 

全ては漏れる

 

クラークの法則

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Sapolsky's Third Law

Often, the biggest impediment to scientific progress is not what we don’t know, but what we know.

 

科学の進歩にとっての障害は我々が知らないことによることではなく、知っていることから来る

 

サポルスキーの第三法則

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Scott's Second Law

When an error has been detected and corrected, it will be found to have been correct in the first place.

 

エラーが検出されて修正された後、それは最初の通りで良かったことがわかる

 

スコットの第二法則

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Schulman's First Law

Books will exceed books shelving.

 

本は本棚をはみ出すまで増える

 

シュルマンの第一法則

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Harvard's Law

Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.

 

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Aigner's Axiom

No matter how well you perform your job, a superior will seek to modify the results.

 

どんなに自分が仕事をうまくやったとしても、上司はその結果を変えようとする

 

アイグナーの金言

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Dallow's Dilemma

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.

 

人生の前半は親によって台無しにされ、後半は子供たちによって台無しにされる

 

ダロ-のジレンマ

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