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Archive for 10月, 2011

Grossman's Lemma

Any task doing worth was worth doing yesterday.

やるに値する仕事は昨日やれば良かったものだ

グロスマンの補助定理

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Ziggy's Law

Do a little more each day than everyone expects and soon everyone expect more.

人の期待を少し上回ることをするとすぐにそれを期待される

ジギーの法則

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Shand's Law

The more efficiency a project is done, the greater the chance it will be have to be undone.

プロジェクトが効率的に行けば行くほどそのプロジェクトはなされるべきではなかったものである

シャンドの法則

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The Rule of Law

Never make a major policy change based on a close vote.

非公開投票で大きな政策変更はするな

法律の法則

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Kissinger's Axiom

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.

大学の行政は邪悪なほど細かい。なぜならば掛け金が非常に少ないから

キッシンジャーの金言

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Hardin's Law

You can never do just one thing.

たった一つのことだけをすることはできない

ハーディンの法則

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Law of Governmental Self Fulfillment

The more money spent on the feasibility study, the more feasible the project.

フィージビリティースタディに金をかければかけるほどそのプロジェクトの実現性は高くなる

政府の自己実現の法則

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Harrison's Postulate

For every action, there is a equal and opposite criticism.
ハリソンの前提
全ての行動に対して肯定否定それぞれの批評がある

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Prescher's Law of Exams

If you don’t know the answer, someone will ask the question.
プレッシャーの試験の法則
自分がその答えがわからない場合、だれかが質問する

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Primary Rule of History

History doesn’t repeat itself – Historians merely repeat each other.
歴史の第一規則
歴史そのものは繰り返さない – 歴史家が単にお互いに繰り返しているだけである

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Seit's Law of Higher Education

The one course you must the to graduate will not be offered during your last semester.
卒業に必要な科目は最後の学期には開講されない
ザイトの高等教育の法則

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Vile's Law for Educators

No one is listening until you make a mistake.
間違うまでは誰も聞いていない
ヴァイルの教育者の法則

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Abourezk's Second Law of Politics

The bigger the appropriations, the shorter the debate.
支出が多ければ多いほど議論は短い
アボレツクの政治の第二法則

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Podnos's Law

ポドノスの法則
One is tolerant only of that of which does not concern him.
人間は自分に関わりのないことにのみは寛容でいることができる

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Primary Political Corollary

A good slogan beats a good solution.

良いスローガンは良い政策を打ち負かす

政治の第一推論

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Abourezk's First Law of Politics

Don’t worry about your enemies. It’s your allies who will do you in.

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The Oil Spill Principle

People will accept any bad news if the magnitude of the disaster is revealed graduelly.

人々は災害の全貌が次第に明らかになるようなニュースは受け入れる
原油流出の原理

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Sherman's Rule of Press Conference

The explanation of a disaster will be made by a stand-in.

失敗の説明は代役によってなされる

シャーマンの記者会見の規則

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Perot's Observation

The only thing most politicians stand for is re-election.

ほとんどの政治家が最も一生懸命になるのは再選されることである

ペローの観察

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Tomas Jefferson's Rule

Delay is predictable to error.

遅れは失敗に付き物である

トーマス ジェファソンの規則

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L.B.J's Law

If two people agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing thinking.

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Main's Law

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

いかなるアクションに対しても、等しい政策と反対の政策が存在する

メインの法則

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Coolidge's Comment

You don’t have to explain something you never said.

自分が言わなかった事柄に対して説明する必要はない

クーリッジのコメント

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Robbin's Mini-Max Rule of Government

Any minimum criteria set will be the maximum value used.

最低限の基準は最大の支出を伴うことになる

ロビンの政府のMini-Max規則

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Joe's Law

ジョーの法則
The inside contact that you have developed at great expence is the first person to be let go in any reorganization.
多大の労力を払って築いた内部のコネクションは組織改訂で去って行く最初の人間となる

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Walton's Law of Politics

A fool and his money are soon elected.

ウォルトンの政治法則

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