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Archive for 10月, 2010

Jaffe's Precept

There are some things that are impossible to know — but it is impossible to know these things.

知ることのできないことがある — しかしそれすら知ることができない

ジャフの教え

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Carson's Comment

When turkeys mate, they think of swans.

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A Twain observation

Good breeding consists of concerning how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.

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Goldstick's Rule

Be kind to everyone you talk with. You never know who’s going to be on the jury.

話をする人全員に親切にしろ。誰が陪審員になるかわからないのだから

ゴールドスティックの規則

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Murphy's First Law of Dieting

The fisrt pounds you lose are in areas in which you didn’t want to lose them.

最初にやせた部分は、やせて欲しくない部分である

マーフィーのダイエットの第一法則

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Poole's Policy

He who laughs, lasts.

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Law of Aspersion

If you say something bad about someone, you will discover that the same criticism applies to you.

誰かの悪口を言うと、同じ悪口が自分について言われる

Corollary

The only faults that bother us in others are faults we share.

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Stevenson's Law

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius its limits.

天才とバカの差は、天才は限界があることだ

スチーブンソンの法則

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Cole's Law

薄切りのキャベツ

コールの法則(コールスロー)

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Muir's Law

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched everything else in the universe.

何かを掴んで引き上げようとすると、宇宙のすべてのものがそれに引っ掛かって来る

マーの法則

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Jones' Motto

Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

友人は来ては去るが、敵は増えるばかり

ジョーンズの信条

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Medawar's Law

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it.

人間の心は新しい思想を肉体が新しい蛋白質を扱うように扱う — 拒絶する

メダウォーの法則

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Cohen's Law

People are divided into two groups – the righteous and the unrighteous — and the righteous do the dividing.

人々には二種類ある – 正しいのと正しくないのと – その分類は正しいのが行う

コーエンの法則

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Tristan's Law

Appealingness is inversely proportional to attainability.

見せ掛けは内容に反比例する

トリスタンの法則

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Gandhi's Principle

There is more to life than increasing its speed.

人生はスピードが速くなれば良いというものではない

ガンジーの原則

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Welwood's Axiom

Disorder expands proportionately to the tolerance for it.

乱雑さはその許容限度まで拡大する

ウェルウッドの金言

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The Last Law

It’s better to have a horrible ending than to have horrors without end.

終わりのない恐怖より、悲惨でも結末のある方がましだ

最終法則

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The Ultimate Principle

By definition, when you are investigating the unknown you do not know what you will find.

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Twain in Religion

Profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.

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Norman's Law

No man knows what true happiness in until he gets married. By then, of cource, it’s too late.

結婚するまで男達は本当の幸せが何かわかっていない。もちろん、その時既に遅しだが

ノーマンの法則

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Auden's Principle

A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.

教授とは他の人間が眠っているときに話す人間である

オーデンの原理

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Moreau's Law of Insurance

The problem of insurance is you are always hoping that you are wasting your money.

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Reynold's Law of Climatology

Wind velocity increases directly with the cost of the hairdo.

風速はヘアセットの代金に比例する

レイノルドの気候法則

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Levenson's Law

It is so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t do it.

賢明であることはたやすい。バカな事を考えて、それを言わないだけだ

レベンソンの法則

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Eliot's Edict

Nothing is as good as it seemed beforehand.

何事も最初に見たときほど良くはない

エリオットの布告

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Forester's Rule

One always tends to overpraise a long book because one has got through it.

人間は長編の本を、それを読み通したが故にべた褒めする

フォレスターの規則

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