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Sattinger’s Law

It workes better if you plug it in.

プラグを繋げばもっと良く動く

サッティンガーの法則

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Dorothy’s Law

When in doubt, go with your first instinct. Get that mistake out of the way.

迷ったら直観に従え。そしてその間違いを除外しろ

ドロシーの法則

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The Kibitzer’s Law

It is much easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing about the problem.

その問題について何も分かっていなければ、解を提案するのは易しい

おせっかいの法則

 

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The Linear Accelerator Principle

The shorter the line, the slower it moves.

列が短ければ流れるのが遅い

線形加速器の原理

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Richard’s Complementaly rules of Ownership

1. If you keep anything long enough, you can throw it away.
2. If you throw anything away, you will need it as soon as it is no longer accessible.

1. それを十分長く持っていたならそれを捨てて良い
2. それを捨てて、すでに取り返すことのできない状況になるとすぐにそれが必要になる
リチャードの所有に関する補足的な規則

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Young’s Law of Inanimate Mobility

All inanimate objects can move just enough to get in your way.

 

非生物でも進路をふさぐくらいには移動できる

ヤングの非生物の移動性の法則

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Fulton’s Law of Gravity

The effort to catch a falling, breakable object will produce more destruction than if the object had been allowed to fall in the first place.

壊れやすいものが落ちるときに受け止めようとする動きは、それがそのまま落ちた時よりも大きなダメージをもたらす

フルトンの重力の法則
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Zadra’s Law of Biomechanics

The severity of itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

かゆみのひどさは手の届く範囲からの距離に比例する

ザドラの生体工学の法則

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Finman’s Bargain Basement Principle

The one you want is never the one on sale.

欲しいものは決して売られていない

フィンマンの特売場の原理

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Dryer’s Driving Principle

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do.

間違いを2回取り返しても正しく(Right)ならない、しかし3回左折(Left)するとそうなる

ドライヤーの運転の原理

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Dilling’s Diet Rule

The one thing harder than sticking to a diet is keeping quiet about it.

ダイエットを続けるより辛いことは、それを黙っていることだ

ディリングのダイエットの規則

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Jose's Axiom

Nothing is as temporary as that which is called permanent.
Corollary
Nothing is as permanent as that which is called temporary.

恒久的と言われるものほど仮のものはない

推論

仮と言われるものほど恒久的なもののはない

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Harrison's Postulate

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

との行動にも、反対の批評がある

 

ハリソンの前提

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The Law of Oversell

When putting cheese in a mouse trap, always leave room for the mouse.

チーズをネズミ取りに仕掛けたら、常に部屋は空けておけ

 

売り込み過ぎの規則

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Sauget's Law

Sit at the feet of the master long enough and they start to smell.

飼い主の足元に長く座っていた後、臭い始める

 

ソーゲの法則

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Pearl's TV Principle

If it is a two-part program, you will miss the first part.

2部構成の番組があったら、第一部を見逃す

 

パールのテレビの原理

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The Last Law

It’s better to have a horrible ending than to have horrors without end.

恐ろしい結果で終わる方が、恐ろしい状況のままで終わるよりましだ

 

最後の法則

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Scanlan's Law

Wedding presents always come in pars: two toasters, two blenders, two umbrella stands.

 

結婚のプレゼントは常にペアで来る。2つのトースター、2つのミキサー、2つの傘立て等

スキャンランの法則

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Law of Arrival

Those who live closest arrive latest.

 

近くに住んでいる奴らが一番遅い

到着の法則

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The Party Law

The more food you prepare, the less your guests eat.

 

一杯作れば作るほど客は食べない

パーティの法則

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O'Reilly's Law of the Kintchen

Cleanliness is next to impossible.

 

清潔など不可能に近い

オライリーの台所の法則

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Lovka's Law of Driving

There is o traffic until you need to make a left turn.

左折しようとするまでは対向車は来ない

 

ロブカの運転の法則

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Glaser's Law

If it says, ” One size fits all,” it doesn’t fit anyone.

フリーサイズは誰にも合わない

 

グレーザーの法則

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Herblock's Law

If it’s good, they discontinue it.

良いものは製造中止になる

 

ハーブロックの法則

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Gold's Law

If the shoe fits, it’s ugly.

靴のサイズが合えば、それは醜い

 

ゴールドの法則

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Czlinsky's Law of Retail

If you want to browse, you will be inundated by clerks; if you want to buy, no clerk can’ t  be found.

ただ見たいだけなのに店員が押し寄せて来る。買いたいときは店員は見つからない

 

チリンスキーの商店の法則

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Pardo's Postulate

Anything good in life is illegal, immoral, or fettering.
人生で心地よいものは非合法か、不道徳か、制限されているものである
パルドの前提
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Firth's Theorem

Five is sufficiently close approximation to infinity.

5という数字は無限に十分近似できる

 

ファースの定理

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Advanced Law of Search

The first place to look for anything is the lase place you would expect to find it.

 

最初に探した場所は、自分が可能性が最も低いと思った場所だ

探し物の高等法則

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Maryan's Law

You can always find that you’re not looking for.

 

関係ないものが見つかる

マリアンの法則

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Oien's Observation

The quickest way to find something is to start looking for something else.

 

なくなったものを見つけ出す一番の方法は、まず別の物を探し始めることだ

オイエンの観察

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