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If anything can go wrong, it will.

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J.T’s Law of Technical Support

The better the customer service, the sooner you get to speak with someone who can’t help you.

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O’Brien’s Law

Nothing is ever done for the right reasons.

何事も正当な理由の下になされたことがない

オブライエンの法則

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Law of Unreliability

To err is human, but really foul things up requires a computer.

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Law of Laboratory Work

Hot glass looks exactly the same as cold glass.

熱したガラスは冷えたガラスと同じに見える

研究室の作業の法則

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Rule of Accuracy

When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.

 

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Rayburn’s Rule

If you want to get along, go along.

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Brien’s Law

At some time in the life cycle of virtually every organization, its ability to succeed in spite of itself runs out.

 

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De Nevers’s Lost Law

Never speculate on that which can be known for certain.

分かり切っている事柄に対する憶測は止めよ

< デネバーの法則>

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Young’s Rule of Delegation

When moving a pregnant cat, pick up the cat and let her take care of the kittens.

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Medawar’s Law

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it.

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Twain on Religion

Profanity is  a relief denied even to prayer.

 

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Fifth Rule of Success in Business

Keep your boss’s boss off your boss’s back.

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Emerson’s Observation

In every work of genius we recognize our rejected thoughts.

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De Nevers’ Law of Complexity

The simplest subject are the ones you don’t know anything about.

 

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Jacobson’s Law

The less work an organization produces, the more frequently it recognizes.

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Weber’s Definition

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

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Weinberg’s Corollary

An expert is a person who avoids a small errors while sweeping on to the grand fallacy.

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Goethe’s Observation

When ideas fail, words come in very handy.

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Disraeli’s Rule

Nothing ever perplexes an adversary so much as an appeal to his honor.

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Big Al’s Law

A good solution can be successfully applied problem.

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Landers’ Law

Trouble is the great equalizer.

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Law of Retrospection

You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

線路を見ていただけでは列車がどちらに走って行ったか分からない

 

回想の法則

 

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Ruckert’s Law

There is nothing so small that it Can’t be blown out of proportion.

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Apple’s Law of Recovery

You can’t recover from a problem you don’t have.
自分が抱えていない問題から抜け出ることはできない
アップルの回復の法則
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Hoare’s Law of Large Problems

Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.
大きな問題の中身はすべてそれから逃げ出そうとしている小さな問題である
ホアーの大問題の法則
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The Rational Fallacy

Everything happens for a reason.

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Evans’s and Bjorn’s Law

No matter what goes wrong, there is always somebody who it would.

何が悪くなるかに関わらず、そうなることを知っている人間が常にいる

エバンズとビョルンの法則

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The Two Rules of Ultimate Success in Life

1. Never tell everything you know.

1. 知っている事すべてを言うな

人生の究極の成功のための二つの規則

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Cooke’s Law

It is always hard to notice what isn’t there.

そこに何がないかを認識するのは常に難しい

クックの法則

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Hanlon’s Razor

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

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Clarke’s Second Law

The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible.

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